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Jokes and riddles are fun because they surprise us with an ending or an answer that we don't expect. Usually the ending or the answer makes us smile or laugh out loud.
Here are a few examples to tickle your funny bone:

"Why do bees hum"
"Because they don't know the words."

"What swimmer can jump into the water and not get his hair wet"
"A bald-headed swimmer."

"What word is pronounced wrong even by the smartest people"
"Wrong."

"On which side does the leopard have the most spots"
"On the outside."

"What gets wetter the more it dries"
"The towel."

"Why children have to go to school"
"Because school will not come to them."

"What is put on the table and cut but never eaten"
"A deck of carts."

"Why is 2 plus 2 makes 5 like a left foot"
"Because it is not right."

"A man is a butcher shop in 6 feet tall and wears a size 11 shoe. What does he weight"
"Meat."

"What is the difference between an elephant and a flea"
" Elephant can have fleas, but flea can't have elephants."

"A man rode over London Bridge, and yet he walked. How could he do both at the same time"
"He didn't. The man rode. He had a dog named Yettie. Yettie walked."

"Nervous Lady (on ocean liner): Do ships like this one sink oven
Captain: No. Only once.

Life ground: You shouldn't go swimming on a full stomach.
Swimmer: Then I'll swim on my back.

Pete: Come in! Come in!
Pat: I'm afraid to-your dog is barking at me.
Pete: But he's wagging his tale!
Pat: Well, I don't know which end to believe.

"Pupil: Would you be angry at me for something I didn't do"
Teacher: No, of course not.
Pupil: Well, I didn't do my homework for today.

"What has four wheels and flies"
"A garbage truck."

Mike: Have you heard? I have a new baby sister.
Ike: What's her name
Mike: I don't know. She won't tell me.

Sally: What are you doing
Silly: Writing a letter to a friend.
Sally: But you don't know how to write.
Silly: That's okay. He can't read either.

Silly: What are you doing
Sally: Nothing.
Silly: Well then, how will you know when are you through

"Why did the silly keep a bicycle in his bedroom
"Because he got tired of walking in his sleep."

"What do you sell"
"Salt."
"I'm salt seller, too"
"Shake!"

"What did the wall say to the floor"
"I'll meet you at the corner."

"Why does a silly think the ocean likes her"
"Because it's always waving.

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